Thursday, December 24, 2009

Tim's Top 10 Worst Things About Having a Broken Foot

10. Unable to air drum anything with more than one kick pedal.

9. Having to answer "What happened?" 5 times a day for 6 weeks.

8. Jumping rope is out of the question.

7. It's hard to rock out while sitting down.

6. No elevator at work.

5. One leg atrophies while the other becomes Gigantor.

4. Ice + crutches = Very Bad Things

3. Can't chase down mocking children.

2. Christmas shopping for hours on crutches wears raw spots under arms.

1. Kama Sutra positions severely limited.

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